SLICKER?! I HARDLY KNOWER!!
The Filthy Slickers are the perfect pair of shades for.........well everything!
We wanted to release a pair of glasses that are not as large and in charge as some of our other models but still pack some heat! The Slickers are the answer to that call.
These bad boys are lightweight, have 400% UV protection, come with 37% more horsepower, and increase your chances of being hit by lightning.....That's how slick these things are. The comfort level was spiked up a notch, the quality will surprise you, and the confidence will set you free.
NEW REPLACEMENT GUARANTEE!
**This offer is good for one replacement pair. You must submit a photo of your broken glasses. Must show proof of warranty purchase by submitting your order number, and cover the shipping costs. Must full send constantly**
WARNING!: Filthy Shades does not cover any trauma from lightning strikes, injuries from swarms of your desired sex attacking you on the streets for looking so sexy. Or any other crazy events that may happen on delivery of these glasses.
STAY FILTHY YOU AMAZING HUMAN!