Introducing the “Pink Pandemics” (aka the panty droppers) an all-new limited design.
Do you hear that?
That’s the sound of hundreds of panties hitting the floor at the same time…..
Made with pretty premium materials that will slide on to your ear hole covers with ease. The lenses are wider, taller, have more attitude than ever before. The perfect pair of specs for every full send occasion!
She said that size doesn’t matter…… she’s lying! These things are made big, fit all sizes, and will guarantee some whiplash!
COMES WITH A FILTHY RETRO POUCH!!!
- Length: Long...
- Width: Wide….
- Lenses: UV400 baby
- Sizing: Fits all sizes (there is a ton of stretch for those big noggins out there)
- Main uses: Smoking darts, dips in, sends out, and steamy tinder dates.
WARNING: When wearing the pandemics, please consider hiring a team of large humans to protect you from the opposite sex charging you from all angles….it’s a thing I swear!
ITEM SHIPS SEPERATE FROM CLOTHING WITH 3-7 DAY STANDARD SHIPPING!